I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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