Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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