PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
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