We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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