home. puking in laundry basket.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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