porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
OPIZZABONMYDICK
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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