i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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