But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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