The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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