I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Randomize
