i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Holy sore nipples Batman
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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