I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
nutella sex= disaster
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
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