Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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