sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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