Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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