just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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