eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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