He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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