make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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