idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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