I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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