okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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