i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
Randomize
