I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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