She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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