I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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