watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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