we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
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