I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize
