I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
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