So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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