K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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