we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Randomize
