ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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