butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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