the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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