We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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