She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
So squirting runs in the family.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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