he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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