Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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