I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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