So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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