I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I AM VODKA MAN
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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