So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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