would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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