i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
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