and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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