The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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