If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
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