I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
So much Jack, so little girl.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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