try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
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